�My voice came out like tissue paper, thin and light.�

Wonder When You'll Miss Me by Amanda Davis

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Montgomery, the Kittyboy.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I'm watching Basquiat on cable right now.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

2 AM

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

2:07 AM

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The television, Montgomery's water fountain, Montgomery snoring,

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I ran errands this afternoon; grocery store (I spent $110? WTF?!) and Rite-Aid

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

Work's website. After all, I AM working.

9: What are you wearing?

t-shirt and plaid pajama bottoms

10: Did you dream last night?

I've been having weird epic dreams almost every night for a week. I promptly forget them on waking.

11: When did you last laugh?

When I was on this website:

subservientchicken.com

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing. I need to buy some art.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah, subservientchicken.com

14: What do you think of this quiz?

It's a survey, but it's new, and I'm trying to keep myself awake.

15: What is the last film you saw?

In the theatre... The Passion of the Christ.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A house.

17: Tell me something about you that no one knows:

Now that'd be telling, wouldn't it?

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Teachers would be paid more than professional athletes and entertainers.

19: Do you like to dance?

No, unless I'm drunk. Then I love to dance.

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

A power-crazy nutcase.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I'm not sure. Maybe after my grandmother. I think I'd have to see the baby first and then I'd know.

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I like a lot of boy's names. Right now I couldn't choose. Again, I think I'd have to see the baby first.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

I always thought I'd live in the UK someday.